The Drunk And Orderly Society

I was being very (very) sad one day an decided to create a facebook society which advocates courteous behaviour when drunk. It all derived from a particularly drunken night out whilst at University. The "background" bit to the group reads something like this:

"It was 2 am and two male students were walking down a street in a well known English student town. As a result of being reasonably intoxicated, they had picked up a road block, a common sight in Britain due to the inordinate amount of road works, and also students around the place. One of the young men was considering using it as a coffee table, the other had plans to use it as a gym horse. Anyway, they were carrying this quite large object down the road, and were only a few hundred metres from their front door when they were unlucky enough to be spotted by a policeman . Understandably, they were pissed off at having been caught with only a small distance to go, and also apprehensive at the possible repercussions of the encounter. They expected some kind of verbal equivalent to a violent throttling to be honest, but in fact the young peeler greeted them in an extremely civil manner. What followed was a very amicable conversation which resulted the offending item being taken all the way back to where it had been found, despite the house being much closer and despite Mr Piggy's departure. From that day on the boys vowed to be courteous drunks. They had got such a kick out of all the love shared after all..."

About twelve people joined for the record!